January 2011
209 posts
@deathsy
i don’t know how to reply to you and i can’t find an ask thing, so i’ll just put it here but exactly hatti, exactly! it’s ridiculous.
oh god, is skins starting again soon?
so basically, here, facebook and everywhere else is gonna be full of that, it’s wank and boring, all teenagers watch anything that has sex in, you might aswell watch something about something you don’t know about y’kno.
why watch something that supposedly is just your life?your hip life
especially when you can paint a wall in your hip bedroom, where all the sex,drugs and...
WOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!
sorry, just pretending to be on a roller coaster, it was pretty sick, made me say holy moley more than once!i’ll saaaaaaaay
oh and i might be getting a job
as a garden landscape person…don’t know how you’d put it
but yeah, so i should be pretty buffed out soon and have money in my pocket so i can buy some new thongs and bras for my kinky nights in alone,
iv got my fingers crossssssssssssssed
crossed
crossed
crossed
crossssssed
i need to write a letter to the tax office
to see if i can claim any of my tax back, but i don’t know where to start
and if they say i can’t claim any back, i will be completely heartbroken
i'm gonna try and find loads of soppy picture...
and destroy them, then post them on here haa
insults
these are my ridiculous insults/comebacks that i have made up/witnessed in realllll life
please do not be offended by anything of them, i’m just bored
feel free to use any of them, aha
you wear glasses, mong
shove a cactus up your jap eye, you fucking gypsy
yeah well at least i don’t spend all my money on prostitutes (i heard someone say this, to someone that i know for a fact has...
iv put on a stone in the last month
less than a month actually
and i’m not crying and moaning about it
got everything to do with valentines day sorted
this’ll probably make my girlfriend worry aha
but i have, i’m so proud of myself
"It was a dance and a kiss in a club, that's it"
That’s it?you fucking whore, why does it seem that like anal penetration is the only form of cheating and anything less is just like oh, it was only that, that’s why I didn’t say anything
I don’t know why I watch jeremy kyle, it fucking infuriates me,
These people had been together 8 years too
And they both cheated, the world is a mess, the internet and cheap alcohol...
Got this text on my phone
“Our records indicate you may be entitled to 3750 pounds for the Accident you had. To claim for free reply with YES to this msg. To opt out text STOP”
The only accidents I have is getting skids on my pants or letting a tidge of wee come out when I don’t want it too, idiotsssss
Stop looking at this and get back to work
you know who I’m on about, it goes for all three of you too!
You have uni interviews, head down
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-1-23) →
The Wonder Years (11)
Challenges (4)
Crucial Dudes (4)
Follow Your Hero (1)
Rise Against (1)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
i wish galaxy news radio was a real radio station
you're crazy and i'm crazy about you
whitetrashmillionaire-deactivat asked: good, although it is hard to work when you have a constant annoyances in the room. I'll tell becky, i'm sure she'll be good :)
beckkyk asked: i aint looking at bob eyes bro! jennii wants her gif
whitetrashmillionaire-deactivat asked: i can't with you distracting me with emo monkeys that can't swim and becky looking at miss bog eyes!
deku-mask-deactivated20110812-d asked: http://dbbb.tumblr.com/post/2940168808
...Are his pants down, or am I seeing things? xD
...Are his pants down, or am I seeing things? xD
whitetrashmillionaire-deactivat asked: i like the mention of emo monkeys there dan. it made me laugh :)
whitetrashmillionaire-deactivat asked: your tumblr broke tumblr.
@dbbb
beckkkyk:
You are the best. I love you too my hunk of love
thanks babe!
i think my girlfriend
is THE best person in the world, even better than will smith
she fits me like a glove
i love you
being a social network king for the day
yes brother